{"id":965,"date":"2024-03-21T17:10:07","date_gmt":"2024-03-21T16:10:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aequus31.fr\/blog\/?p=965"},"modified":"2024-03-21T17:11:51","modified_gmt":"2024-03-21T16:11:51","slug":"jeduque-mon-bipede-mon-osteopathe-est-mon-ami","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/jeduque-mon-bipede-mon-osteopathe-est-mon-ami\/","title":{"rendered":"Mon cher ost\u00e9opathe ! Mon bip\u00e8de, cet ignorant qui s&rsquo;ignore."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2547-1024x768.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4234\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2547-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2547-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2547-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2547-1536x1151.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2547-2048x1535.jpeg 2048w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2547-scaled.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Je ne sais pas vous, mais moi je m&rsquo;entends tr\u00e8s bien avec mon ost\u00e9opathe!  Mon bip\u00e8de le fait venir tous les deux mois.<br>Mon cavalier est content parce qu&rsquo;il a l&rsquo;impression de prendre soin de moi: Faire venir l&rsquo;ost\u00e9opathe lui donne une contenance,  il compte sur le th\u00e9rapeute pour r\u00e9parer ses boulettes: inconsciemment il me fait travailler \u00e0 l&rsquo;envers \u00e0 80 % du temps. Certains de mes copains n&rsquo;ont pas cette chance, et ils sont oblig\u00e9s d&rsquo;attendre de se faire mal au travail ou de faire une chute au pr\u00e9, pour recevoir la visite de l&rsquo; ost\u00e9o familial.<br>Lorsque mon cavalier discute avec ses amis, ils comparent leurs rendez-vous m\u00e9dicaux et c&rsquo;est celui qui en prend le plus, qui gagne la consid\u00e9ration de tous les autres. Parfois m\u00eame il me pique mon ost\u00e9opathe pour soigner ses propres raideurs! <br>Mon cavalier prend un air inspir\u00e9 pour annoncer \u00e0 ses pairs que cela ne prendra pas plus de 10 mn \u00e0 l&rsquo;ost\u00e9opathe pour remettre en place tout ce qu&rsquo;il a mis des mois \u00e0 d\u00e9truire. Quel d\u00e9vouement&#8230; Mon bip\u00e8de, c est un ignorant qui s&rsquo;ignore, et il ne le sait pas!<br>Mais je l&rsquo;aime bien, il m&rsquo;apporte des bonbons et il me distrait. En tout cas mon ost\u00e9o, je l&rsquo;appr\u00e9cie, lui il m&rsquo;\u00e9tire comme il faut et  cela me fait du bien. <br>Ne dites pas \u00e0 mon bip\u00e8de que les s\u00e9ances d&rsquo;ost\u00e9opathie deviendraient inutiles s&rsquo;il respectait l&rsquo;int\u00e9grit\u00e9 physique et mentale de  l&rsquo;athl\u00e8te que je suis, ce cornichon serait capable d&rsquo;avoir envie de progresser, et je ne verrais plus mon copain de sit\u00f4t!<br>Kandide<br><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[688,773,772,774],"class_list":["post-965","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uvdc","tag-ignorant","tag-manipulation","tag-osteopathe-2","tag-osteopathie"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/965","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=965"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/965\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}