{"id":6524,"date":"2026-08-29T08:56:00","date_gmt":"2026-08-29T06:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/?p=6524"},"modified":"2026-08-29T19:22:34","modified_gmt":"2026-08-29T17:22:34","slug":"ne-sous-x","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/ne-sous-x\/","title":{"rendered":"N\u00e9 sous X"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_4188-1024x768.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6525\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_4188-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_4188-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_4188-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_4188-1536x1151.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_4188-2048x1535.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Et voil\u00e0 ! Trois volatiles \u00e9chapp\u00e9s et c&rsquo;est le drame chez les bip\u00e8des. Que font-ils donc tous, \u00e0 \u00eatre agglutin\u00e9s devant la bo\u00eete \u00e0 poussins ? Encore une apr\u00e8s-midi de perdue, avec un glissement des conversations intellectuelles dans le registre des \u00e9closions ! Leurs poussins accaparent toutes les discussions, ils nous ont d\u00e9tr\u00f4n\u00e9s. Il est question de pododermatite, de couvaison passive, de temp\u00e9rature de la couveuse, et j&rsquo;en passe. Leur programme \u00a0\u00bb nourriture sp\u00e9cial poussin \u00a0\u00bb du matin jusqu&rsquo;au soir, sur T\u00e9l\u00e9-Poulettes, j&rsquo;en ai ras le toupet. P\u00e9p\u00e9 aussi d&rsquo;ailleurs, en a marre, il est le seul \u00e0 prendre de mes nouvelles discr\u00e8tement ; m\u00eame ma m\u00e9m\u00e9 m&rsquo;a presque oubli\u00e9 !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mais le pire, c&rsquo;est qu&rsquo;ils ne parlent que de \u00e7a et moi, je n&rsquo;aurai m\u00eame pas le droit d&rsquo;aller voir leurs \u00ab\u00a0nuggets\u00a0\u00bb. En m\u00eame temps, c&rsquo;est pas comme si je faisais partie de la famille. <br>J\u2019ai bien peur que la s\u00e9gr\u00e9gation affective ait fait son entr\u00e9e dans la fratrie aviaire : aucune visite n&rsquo;est accept\u00e9e. C&rsquo;est l&rsquo;autonomie assum\u00e9e pour que madame la Marquise de Pompadour puisse sereinement affirmer son nouveau statut de parent, et elle s&rsquo;y croit d\u00e9j\u00e0 dur comme fer. \u00ab\u00a0Je vous ferai signe en temps voulu pour que vous veniez admirer ma huiti\u00e8me merveille du monde\u00a0\u00bb , nous mart\u00e8le-t-elle \u00e0 l&rsquo;envi. On l&rsquo;avait tous compris, Pompon, c\u2019\u00e9tait pas la peine de nous le claironner \u00e0 chaque occasion. En m\u00eame temps, je reconnais que le gros balourd de bip\u00e8de qui sent fort et qui parle haut, n&rsquo;a rien \u00e0 faire dans une d\u00e9licate nurserie zen et aseptis\u00e9e du poulailler.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pendant tout le temps o\u00f9 nos amis volatiles planent et gazouillent sur le miracle de la vie et de l&rsquo;\u00e9closion magique, pr\u00e9sente et \u00e0 venir, le vrai drame se joue dans mon pr\u00e9. Je regarde Jack et Joe, j\u2019ai l&rsquo;estomac vide, et nous nous apitoyons sur notre sort avant de tous sombrer dans un coma digestif. Heureusement que ma Tatie adoptive n&rsquo;est pas loin: elle, elle seule, est en mesure de me comprendre et d&rsquo;assurer notre survie, face \u00e0 ce je\u00fbne dramatique et prolong\u00e9.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kandide<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Et voil\u00e0 ! Trois volatiles \u00e9chapp\u00e9s et c&rsquo;est le drame chez les bip\u00e8des. 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