{"id":6511,"date":"2026-08-01T10:45:00","date_gmt":"2026-08-01T08:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/?p=6511"},"modified":"2026-08-02T19:35:21","modified_gmt":"2026-08-02T17:35:21","slug":"tous-aux-abris-averell-debarque","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/tous-aux-abris-averell-debarque\/","title":{"rendered":"Tous aux abris ! Averell d\u00e9barque"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_4177-1024x768.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6512\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_4177-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_4177-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_4177-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_4177-1536x1151.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_4177-2048x1535.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Du rififi chez les Dalton\u2026 un nouveau colosse vient de d\u00e9barquer, une grande carcasse vide, qu\u2019ils ont dit ! <br>Il exag\u00e8re un peu, Joe Dalton, d\u00e9j\u00e0 qu\u2019il m\u2019a rebaptis\u00e9 Averell Dalton, ce n\u2019est pas franchement \u00e9logieux, mais j\u2019accepte avec bienveillance ; j\u2019ai quand m\u00eame 6 ans, donc bient\u00f4t l\u2019\u00e2ge de raison, quand m\u00eame \u2026 et puis je ne suis pas un estomac sur pattes\u2026 ou alors juste un petit peu; et puis m\u00e9m\u00e9 doit leur apporter mes granul\u00e9s, mes affaires et mes jouets, pour qu\u2019on puisse s\u2019amuser et en profiter tous ensemble !<br> Il y a un microbe pie vachement sympa, il est trop beau, c\u2019est lui qui commande, d\u2019ailleurs cela ne me d\u00e9range pas, j\u2019ai bon caract\u00e8re, j\u2019ob\u00e9is volontiers. <br>P\u00e9p\u00e9 et m\u00e9m\u00e9 (rebaptis\u00e9e Ma Dalton, d\u2019ailleurs \u00e7a lui va bien !) m\u2019ont accompagn\u00e9 avec une \u00e9motion visible pour m\u00e9m\u00e9, et pourtant elle sait que je suis heureux chez mes nouveaux amis, je vais pouvoir jouer avec Jack qui a pile mon \u00e2ge. Elle m\u2019a promis qu\u2019elle viendrait me voir tr\u00e8s souvent, elle dit qu\u2019il lui tarde d\u00e9j\u00e0 de me retrouver, honn\u00eatement, moi non, je ne m\u2019ennuie pas en si bonne compagnie et je n\u2019aurai plus besoin de surveiller l\u2019 arriv\u00e9e de la voiture de m\u00e9m\u00e9 \u00e0 l\u2019horizon \u00e0 longueur de journ\u00e9es, puisque j\u2019habite d\u00e9sormais chez mes nouveaux amis, on va pouvoir jouer aux grands comme avec maman, lorsqu\u2019elle \u00e9tait encore aupr\u00e8s de moi, et je montrerai plein de tours \u00e0 Tatimaza . Merci m\u00e9m\u00e9 de me donner la chance de vivre au sein de ce petit groupe avec des copains de mon \u00e2ge et la si douce et gentille Tatimaza, que j\u2019aime d\u00e9j\u00e0 tr\u00e8s fort; merci de m\u2019accueillir, du fond du c\u0153ur.<br>Kandide<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Du rififi chez les Dalton\u2026 un nouveau colosse vient de d\u00e9barquer, une grande carcasse vide, qu\u2019ils ont dit ! 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