{"id":6413,"date":"2026-06-11T22:45:33","date_gmt":"2026-06-11T20:45:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/?p=6413"},"modified":"2026-06-11T23:33:55","modified_gmt":"2026-06-11T21:33:55","slug":"chasse-aux-mouches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/chasse-aux-mouches\/","title":{"rendered":"Chasse aux mouches"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_4105-1024x768.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6418\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_4105-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_4105-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_4105-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_4105-1536x1151.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_4105-2048x1535.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00ab\u00a0Je pensais vraiment \u00eatre capable de r\u00e9gner sur mon empire de moustiquaires\u00a0\u00bb, grommelait m\u00e9m\u00e9 qui brassait l\u2019air en faisant des huit avec\u00a0\u00a0son barbecue \u00e0 dipt\u00e8res en forme de raquette. On a beau s\u2019\u00e9quiper de remparts de toile fine contre les insectes, toute une armada ail\u00e9e, minuscule et obstin\u00e9e, d\u00e9barque et se joue des fronti\u00e8res, avec une d\u00e9sinvolture insoutenable. <br>M\u00e9m\u00e9 s\u2019agite, elle brandit ses raquettes ridicules, pour livrer une guerre sans merci pendant 10 minutes chrono, suffisantes pour que les victimes se comptent par centaines.<br>Le ridicule ne tue pas, quoique\u2026<br>Dans un \u00e9lan de g\u00e9n\u00e9rosit\u00e9, M\u00e9m\u00e9 va offrir ce \u00ab\u00a0m\u00e9t\u00e9ore de prot\u00e9ines\u00a0\u00bb \u00e0 ses prot\u00e9g\u00e9es, dont je suis jaloux. Celles dont elle esp\u00e9rait quelque gratitude. Elle s\u2019est pris un \u00ab\u00a0big fail\u00a0\u00bb. Les princesses de basse-cour l\u2019ont tois\u00e9e avec m\u00e9pris et n\u2019ont m\u00eame pas daign\u00e9 s\u2019approcher. Depuis mon abri, immobile et laconique, je contemplais la sc\u00e8ne avec une piti\u00e9 indulgente. Quant \u00e0 la t\u00e9g\u00e9naire que m\u00e9m\u00e9 avait engag\u00e9e en CDD pour veiller sur l&rsquo;ordre int\u00e9rieur de sa maison, cette fain\u00e9ante dormait du sommeil du juste, parfaitement indiff\u00e9rente \u00e0 la manne.<br>Quelle ingratitude; le tableau de m\u00e9m\u00e9 qui courait apr\u00e8s les mouches et s\u2019\u00e9puisait en gestes inutiles, le petit royaume des plumes, des crini\u00e8res et des toiles oubli\u00e9es dans les recoins qui la regardait, amus\u00e9, s\u2019 escrimer, un d\u00e9lice !<br>Kandide<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00ab\u00a0Je pensais vraiment \u00eatre capable de r\u00e9gner sur mon empire de moustiquaires\u00a0\u00bb, grommelait m\u00e9m\u00e9 qui brassait l\u2019air en faisant des 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