{"id":6404,"date":"2026-06-08T23:40:20","date_gmt":"2026-06-08T21:40:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/?p=6404"},"modified":"2026-06-08T23:52:37","modified_gmt":"2026-06-08T21:52:37","slug":"un-gros-cube-un-petit-cube","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/un-gros-cube-un-petit-cube\/","title":{"rendered":"un gros cube, un petit cube\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Vis ma vie de sac \u00e0 patates
Un gros cube et un p\u2019tit cube, c\u2019est l\u2019heure de l\u2019ap\u00e9ricube\u2026
L\u2019univers du marketing \u00e9questre est une source intarissable d’\u00e9merveillement. Apr\u00e8s la lithoth\u00e9rapie pour sabots et les couvertures \u00e9lectromagn\u00e9tiques \u00e0 induction quantique, la biom\u00e9canique moderne s’attaque au c\u0153ur du probl\u00e8me : l\u2019assiette du cavalier et la qualit\u00e9 de la main qui en r\u00e9sulte.
Tout grand dresseur a un jour \u00e9t\u00e9 confront\u00e9 \u00e0 la fameuse \u00ab quadrature du cercle \u00bb. Ce grand moment de solitude o\u00f9 le coach hurle : \u00ab ouvre tes doigts et grandis ton buste ! \u00bb alors que sa monture lui offre un confort d\u2019un marteau-piqueur. Le r\u00e9sultat n\u2019est pas vraiment agr\u00e9able ni esth\u00e9tique . C’est l\u00e0 qu’intervient la r\u00e9volution g\u00e9om\u00e9trique: le passage du cavalier contract\u00e9 au petit cube salvateur.
Comme il n\u2019arrive pas \u00e0 \u00e9pouser les mouvements tridimensionnels du dos de son cheval sans bloquer sa locomotion, il s\u2019accroche aux r\u00eanes pour ne pas tomber. Accompagner et se lier aux mouvements du cheval avec tact est compliqu\u00e9 et r\u00e9sulte d\u2019un apprentissage, m\u00eame si certains petits veinards ont l\u2019ind\u00e9pendance des aides inn\u00e9e. On a tous rencontr\u00e9 un jour le sac \u00e0 patate qui s\u2019essaie au trampoline, dans une lutte de tous les instants pour rester en selle, rendant l\u2019\u00e9quitation de l\u00e9g\u00e8ret\u00e9 dont il r\u00eave, impossible.
Gaston Bachelard nous rappelle la po\u00e9tique de l\u2019espace: \u00ab L’univers est un cube immense dont l’homme occupe le centre, cherchant d\u00e9sesp\u00e9r\u00e9ment \u00e0 en arrondir les angles. \u00bb Dans cette qu\u00eate de la rectitude, l’humour reste le meilleur amortisseur en cas de chute.
Bienvenue dans l’\u00e8re de l’\u00e9quitation cubique !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Plus s\u00e9rieusement, l\u2019id\u00e9e est d\u2019inculquer au cavalier le r\u00e9flexe de conserver ses mains devant lui en toute circonstance et au dessus de la bouche de son cheval, sans jamais qu\u2019elles ne reculent et pour rester douces, en les for\u00e7ant \u00e0 agir sur la commissure des l\u00e8vres et sans offenser les barres; \u00e9videmment la tentation de rire de ce petit outil astucieux \u00e9tait trop forte. Pas pu r\u00e9sister ^^<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kandide<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Vis ma vie de sac \u00e0 patatesUn gros cube et un p\u2019tit cube, c\u2019est l\u2019heure de l\u2019ap\u00e9ricube\u2026L\u2019univers du marketing \u00e9questre […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uvdc"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6404"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6404\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6411,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6404\/revisions\/6411"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}