{"id":6330,"date":"2026-05-31T18:47:34","date_gmt":"2026-05-31T16:47:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/?p=6330"},"modified":"2026-05-31T18:52:54","modified_gmt":"2026-05-31T16:52:54","slug":"bonne-fete-maman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/bonne-fete-maman\/","title":{"rendered":"Bonne f\u00eate, maman\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_4054-1024x768.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6331\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_4054-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_4054-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_4054-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_4054-1536x1151.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_4054-2048x1535.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><br>Un petit mot \u00e0 mon bip\u00e8de \u00e0 l\u2019occasion de la f\u00eate des \u00ab\u00a0m\u00e8res\u00a0\u00bb<br>En 2026, la <em>mater equorum<\/em> * a pris quelques ann\u00e9es en plus : elle ne me donne plus le biberon mais elle me pr\u00e9pare des rations sur mesure \u00e0 base de pommes granny et de <em>pro biotiques bio<\/em>. Son \u00ab\u00a0 B\u00e9b\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb, son \u00ab\u00a0Loulou\u00a0\u00bb qui a 4 sabots, c\u2019est moi \u2026 c\u2019est terrible, parce que mon duvet d\u2019hiver a du mal \u00e0 s\u2019\u00e9liminer, malgr\u00e9 mes cinq couvertures connect\u00e9es et mon bonnet \u00e0 paillettes assorti au tapis de selle \u200e( collection printemps \u00e9t\u00e9 2026, bien s\u00fbr ). \u00ab Maman \u00bb adoptive va passer son dimanche de f\u00eate des m\u00e8res \u00e0 curer et graisser les pieds de son \u00ab\u00a0Loulou\u00a0\u00bb, habill\u00e9e en guenilles qui contrastent avec le poney bien pans\u00e9 et brillant comme un sou neuf que je suis devenu. D\u2019ailleurs je la remercie chaleureusement de bien vouloir passer des heures \u00e0 ramasser mes crottins alors que je viens de refaire toute la d\u00e9co de mon abri tout propre\u2026 de plus, je la gratifie d\u2019avoir investi dans ce chasse-mouche ultra-technique que je trouve parfait pour me rouler dans la boue bien fra\u00eeche, surtout que le tissu se d\u00e9chire tr\u00e8s facilement, qualit\u00e9 bien pratique pour que je joue avec les chiens \u00e0 en faire de la dentelle. Ce jour historique, c\u2019 est aussi l\u2019occasion pour \u00a0moi de remercier mon cher bip\u00e8de pour les massages parfaitement inutiles qui lui donnent bonne conscience, apr\u00e8s avoir d\u00e9pass\u00e9 mes limites en comp\u00e9tition, pour la lithoth\u00e9rapie du dimanche, destin\u00e9e \u00e0 d\u00e9bloquer mes chakras et les incantations de la folle aux chats, m\u00eame si \u00a0je pr\u00e9f\u00e8re largement quand le caillou magique a la saveur in\u00e9gal\u00e9e d\u2019un morceau de sucre, d\u2019une pomme ou d\u2019une carotte !<br>Merci \u00ab\u00a0maman\u00a0\u00bb pour toutes tes petites attentions.<br>Kandide<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><em>Mater equorum<\/em>, en latin = la m\u00e8re des chevaux<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un petit mot \u00e0 mon bip\u00e8de \u00e0 l\u2019occasion de la f\u00eate des \u00ab\u00a0m\u00e8res\u00a0\u00bbEn 2026, la mater equorum * a pris 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