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Op\u00e9ration Sauvetage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Par un apr\u00e8s-midi tout ce qu’il y a de plus banal o\u00f9 le ciel \u00e9tait plomb\u00e9 par les gros cumulo-nimbus mena\u00e7ants, les quatre poules de m\u00e9m\u00e9 picoraient innocemment; \u00c7a tombait bien, M\u00e9m\u00e9 avait pr\u00e9vu de d\u00e9guster son petit caf\u00e9 en terrasse, \u00e0 l’heure du five o’clock tea<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Puis retentit un grondement de tonnerre et l\u00e0, c’est le drame : Le ciel s’assombrit, un vent \u00e0 d\u00e9coiffer les poules, puis s’ensuivent la pluie torrentielle et la gr\u00eale.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u00e9m\u00e9 jette un \u0153il par la fen\u00eatre, ses quatre poules mouill\u00e9es sont tapies sous le gros arbre au fond du jardin, blotties les unes contre les autres, les yeux \u00e9carquill\u00e9s. Transies de peur, impossible de faire un pas vers le poulailler, pourtant situ\u00e9 \u00e0 quelques m\u00e8tres de l\u00e0. Elles regardent M\u00e9m\u00e9 d\u2019 un air ahuri et l\u2019invectivent :
– Envoie-nous un taxi pour rentrer chez nous, reste pas plant\u00e9e l\u00e0, tu vois bien qu’on se p\u00e8le !<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u00e9m\u00e9 se l\u00e8ve comme un seul homme, attrape son parapluie, chauss\u00e9 ses bottes en caoutchouc et s’\u00e9lance dans l’enfer du d\u00e9luge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Improvis\u00e9e commandant d’un bataillon de poules mouill\u00e9es avec Pouipouic en t\u00eate, suivie par Cr\u00eat\u2019 de Coq, la dodelinante Nuggets et enfin la Pompadour, digne et jamais press\u00e9e, fermant la marche; tout le monde accourt sans d\u00e9lai sous le parapluie salvateur.
– Allez les filles, on y est presque, on se motive ! Imaginez les vers de farine et aux larves de mouches soldat qui vous attendent au Trianon<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Au bout de cinq bonnes minutes et 10 m\u00e8tres interminables sous le\u2019 orage, tout le monde arrive tremp\u00e9 jusqu\u2019aux os mais sain et sauf, en bas de l’escalier du palais. Nos quatre chochottes survivantes se sont quand m\u00eame fait prier pour entrer \u00e0 l’int\u00e9rieur du Trianon, ( elles ont leur dignit\u00e9, tout de m\u00eame\u2026) puis elles ont secou\u00e9 et commenc\u00e9 \u00e0 lisser toutes leurs plumes, une \u00e0 une, en poussant des r\u00e2les de m\u00e9contentement. La Pompadour a m\u00eame r\u00e9alis\u00e9 \u00e0 cette occasion, avec indignation, que M\u00e9m\u00e9 lui avait raccourci les plumes des tarses pour pouvoir soigner ses petons ab\u00eem\u00e9s plus ais\u00e9ment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ensuite m\u00e9m\u00e9 a ferm\u00e9 la porte, s’en est retourn\u00e9e chez elle int\u00e9gralement tremp\u00e9e, mais soulag\u00e9e que tout le petit monde soit bien au sec.
M\u00e9m\u00e9, c’est un peu comme la Mary Poppins\u2026 des poules.
Kandide<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Op\u00e9ration Sauvetage. Par un apr\u00e8s-midi tout ce qu’il y a de plus banal o\u00f9 le ciel \u00e9tait plomb\u00e9 par les […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,342,1397,38],"tags":[1440,1438,1439,1437,999],"class_list":["post-5994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-connaissancedb","category-maf","category-poules-et-compagnie","category-uvdc","tag-chochote","tag-escort-gueule","tag-parapluie","tag-poules-de-luxe","tag-taxi"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5994"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5994\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6023,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5994\/revisions\/6023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}