{"id":5938,"date":"2026-04-14T22:34:36","date_gmt":"2026-04-14T20:34:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/?p=5938"},"modified":"2026-04-14T23:43:46","modified_gmt":"2026-04-14T21:43:46","slug":"ventilateur-de-debourrage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/ventilateur-de-debourrage\/","title":{"rendered":"Ventilateur de d\u00e9bourrage"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3847-1024x768.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5940\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3847-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3847-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3847-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3847-1536x1151.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3847-2048x1535.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>J\u2019ai crois\u00e9 hier en revenant de promenade, mon copain Riboustaille , tu sais, ce petit hongre alezan, tout calme, et bien il \u00e9tait entrain de discuter avec Bouthironde, sa copine selle fran\u00e7ais, une jument toute fine, plut\u00f4t laconique, le genre de jument qui parle peu, mais qui frappe juste. <br>Ils racontaient avoir observ\u00e9 deux mammif\u00e8res bip\u00e8des entrain de s\u2019\u00e9poumoner \u00e0 faire tournoyer leur longe de 8m comme un ventilateur de chantier, tout autour de leur pouliche qui se demandait bien ce qui lui arrivait. Il para\u00eetrait qu\u2019ils essayaient de conserver leur pouliche\u00a0 \u00ab\u00a0\u00e0 distance\u00a0\u00bb, et aussi de la \u00ab\u00a0faire bouger\u00a0\u00bb. Dr\u00f4le de fa\u00e7on de s\u2019y prendre, tu ne trouves pas? et en tout cas, pas tr\u00e8s fair play, comme attitude, pour des bip\u00e8des qui pr\u00e9tendent aimer et respecter leurs chevaux\u2026<br>&#8211;\u00a0En effet, r\u00e9pond Bouthironde, quand tu penses que nous, on est capable de sentir un moustique se poser sur notre dos\u2026 nous n\u2019avons qu\u2019\u00e0 donner un coup de queue et le probl\u00e8me est vite r\u00e9gl\u00e9. Une seule fois, pr\u00e9cise, rapide, on ventile et on n\u2019a pas besoin d\u2019une corde ni de matos d\u2019\u00e9quitation dite \u00e9thologique !\u00a0<br>&#8211; Et ce que je trouve le plus insupportable, ce sont leurs ratiocinations \u00e0 n\u2019en plus finir, car ils justifient entre eux, tous leurs t\u00e2tonnements en permanence, pour s\u2019apercevoir qu\u2019ils n\u2019arrivent \u00e0 rien obtenir de nous, mais le c\u00f4t\u00e9 positif, c\u2019est qu\u2019on peut roupiller tranquilles pendant qu\u2019ils s\u2019agitent tout seuls en arborant une mine concentr\u00e9e pour se donner une contenance.<br>&#8211; Tu as raison, ils font du vent, pour rien, mais tu me donnes une id\u00e9e, l\u00e0 \u2026<br>Et si on inversait la chose, histoire de rire un peu?<br>Imagine qu\u2019on le fasse en douceur, dans le calme, on d\u00e9bourrerait nos bip\u00e8des avec comme seul outil, notre queue: <br>Tu commences \u00e0 faire tournoyer ta queue comme tu sais si bien le faire lorsqu\u2019 une mouche plate te d\u00e9range, mais tu le fais pr\u00e9cis\u00e9ment au moment o\u00f9 ton bip\u00e8de s\u2019appr\u00eate \u00e0 te curer ou graisser un sabot post\u00e9rieur, d\u2019un geste bref, pr\u00e9cis, calcul\u00e9, en mode didactique, et l\u00e0, tu lui dis:<br>&#8211; Doucement ma belle, l\u00e2che moi un peu la jambe et reste \u00e0 distance, veux-tu? Tu vas voir que tu vas finir par comprendre !\u00a0<br>Et l\u00e0, Riboustaille, l\u00e0 o\u00f9 eux nous traitent comme de gros balourds, qu\u2019il faut d\u00e9bourrer avec des cordes et toute leur panoplie, nous on a les outils int\u00e9gr\u00e9s, notre queue, simple outil, \u00e9cologique et pr\u00e9cis et nous sommes concis. Nos mammif\u00e8res bip\u00e8des, on les \u00e9duque comme on chasse les mouches, avec \u00e9l\u00e9gance et en quelques secondes, alors qu\u2019 eux, il leur faut bien 45 minutes pour nous amener \u00e0 ce qu\u2019on garde nos distances avec eux ! Les pauvres, ils sont tellement path\u00e9tiques. Mais si attachants, surtout lorsqu\u2019ils arrivent le soir avec notre picotin;<br>Kandide<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J\u2019ai crois\u00e9 hier en revenant de promenade, mon copain Riboustaille , tu sais, ce petit hongre alezan, tout calme, et [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5938","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uvdc"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5938","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5938"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5938\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5944,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5938\/revisions\/5944"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}