{"id":5573,"date":"2025-11-20T08:57:28","date_gmt":"2025-11-20T07:57:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/?p=5573"},"modified":"2025-11-20T13:09:18","modified_gmt":"2025-11-20T12:09:18","slug":"cache-misere-ou-parasol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/cache-misere-ou-parasol\/","title":{"rendered":"Cache mis\u00e8re Ou parasol"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Hier, mon bip\u00e8de a pass\u00e9 une heure et demie \u00e0 me d\u00e9crotter avec toute une collection d\u2019\u00e9trilles\u2026j\u2019\u00e9tais en version p\u00e2t\u00e9 en cro\u00fbte 2.0 et mon nouveau paletot anti-insecte improvis\u00e9 n\u2019\u00e9tait pas du tout \u00e0 son go\u00fbt; pour gagner du temps sur mon pansage, elle pr\u00e9tend qu\u2019elle a trouv\u00e9 la parade.
Sauf que je lui r\u00e9serve quelques surprises du chef, si elle persiste. Les temp\u00e9ratures sont pass\u00e9es subitement en de\u00e7\u00e0 de z\u00e9ro et finalement, ce petit coupe vent n\u2019est pas inutile, si les \u00e9carts de temp\u00e9rature ne sont pas trop grands dans la journ\u00e9e et que je ne transpire pas. La surveillance au cas par cas s’impose et je me ferai une joie de d\u00e9corer et de retailler ce nouvel habit comme il se doit, si je me sens trop engonc\u00e9 dedans. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kandide<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hier, mon bip\u00e8de a pass\u00e9 une heure et demie \u00e0 me d\u00e9crotter avec toute une collection d\u2019\u00e9trilles\u2026j\u2019\u00e9tais en version p\u00e2t\u00e9 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uvdc"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5573"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5573\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}