{"id":5510,"date":"2025-10-14T15:36:20","date_gmt":"2025-10-14T13:36:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/?p=5510"},"modified":"2025-10-14T23:06:19","modified_gmt":"2025-10-14T21:06:19","slug":"pachyderme-edition-limitee-vs-t-rex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/pachyderme-edition-limitee-vs-t-rex\/","title":{"rendered":"Pachyderme \u00e9dition limit\u00e9e vs T.Rex"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3438-1024x768.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5511\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3438-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3438-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3438-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3438-1536x1151.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3438-2048x1535.jpeg 2048w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3438-scaled.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Tentative d\u2019\u00e9ducation \u00e0 la l\u00e9g\u00e8ret\u00e9; <br>Hier c\u2019\u00e9tait ma f\u00eate\u2026 et ce sont les T.Rex qui m\u2019ont donn\u00e9 un cours de gymnastique \u00e0 l\u2019obstacle : elles ont pourtant essay\u00e9 de m\u2019inculquer la l\u00e9g\u00e8ret\u00e9 et le respect, en me proposant de sauter leur fil de soie.<br>\u00ab&nbsp;Sois comme une plume&nbsp;\u00bb, martelaient-elles \u2026<br> \u00ab&nbsp;sinon ton bip\u00e8de n\u2019apprendra rien et tu vas louper son \u00e9ducation&nbsp;\u00bb.<br>Je m\u2019applique, j\u2019en bave un peu mais c\u2019est pour la bonne cause.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>N.B<br>Dans ce petit journal de bord, je parle souvent de mon humaine, de tous mes amis chevaux aussi, mais vous ai-je d\u00e9j\u00e0 parl\u00e9 de mes amies les poules? Je les appelle toutes des T.Rex (tyrannosaurus rex), car en d\u00e9pit du fait que chacune d&rsquo;elle a un pr\u00e9nom li\u00e9 \u00e0 son histoire, leurs origines sont directement li\u00e9es au tyrannosaurus rex, ce pr\u00e9dateur invaincu du Cr\u00e9tac\u00e9 (il y a environ 66 millions d&rsquo;ann\u00e9es). Ce sobriquet affectueux fait r\u00e9f\u00e9rence \u00e0 l&rsquo;origine directe de nos poules, leurs anc\u00e8tres directs \u00e9taient bien pr\u00e9sents sur terre au Cr\u00e9tac\u00e9 sup\u00e9rieur, soit des dizaines de millions d&rsquo;ann\u00e9es avant l&rsquo;apparition des chevaux et de nos compagnons humains; ces boules de plume sont les descendantes directes de ce terrible pr\u00e9dateur &#8230; et ce n&rsquo;est pas une blague.<br>Lorsque je les aper\u00e7ois au loin, en mode \u00ab\u00a0v\u00e9n\u00e8re\u00a0\u00bb, avec leur d\u00e9marche de mini-raptor et ce regard de tueuses, je pense aussit\u00f4t au T.rex miniature, qu&rsquo;elles incarnent \u00e0 la perfection. <br>Mais soyez sans crainte car mes poules sont de \u00ab\u00a0gentils\u00a0\u00bb T.Rex, bien plus enclines \u00e0 pondre un oeuf qu&rsquo;\u00e0 d\u00e9vorer un Triceratops (ouf, nous voil\u00e0 sauv\u00e9s!). <br>Observez une poule se chamailler avec ses cong\u00e9n\u00e8res, pour un ver de farine ou pour une larve de mouche ..et je vous promets que vous avez devant vous la reconstitution parfaite du combat pr\u00e9historique! <br>D\u00e9sormais vous ne verrez plus jamais les gallinac\u00e9s avec le m\u00eame regard.<br>Kandide<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N.BDans ce petit journal de bord, je parle souvent de mon humaine, de tous mes amis chevaux aussi, mais vous [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uvdc"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5510"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5510\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}