{"id":547,"date":"2020-05-19T20:02:00","date_gmt":"2020-05-19T18:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aequus31.fr\/blog\/?p=547"},"modified":"2024-03-21T22:37:07","modified_gmt":"2024-03-21T21:37:07","slug":"jeduque-mon-humain-a-la-douche","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/jeduque-mon-humain-a-la-douche\/","title":{"rendered":"J&rsquo;\u00e9duque mon humain \u00e0 la douche"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2563-1024x576.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4274\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2563-1024x576.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2563-300x169.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2563-768x432.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2563-1536x864.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2563.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Apprends \u00e0 ton humain assez rapidement la coordination des gestes et la propret\u00e9. <br>Aujourd&rsquo;hui lors de la sortie quotidienne, j&rsquo;ai remarqu\u00e9 plusieurs constantes chez nos bip\u00e8des.<br>Ton humain s&rsquo;exprime \u00e0 travers ses postures corporelles qui r\u00e9pondent \u00e0 des codes bien d\u00e9finis et visiblement sur ce dessin, il semble avoir peur de quelque chose (de toi? de se mouiller?) et il se prot\u00e8ge derri\u00e8re le muret: C&rsquo;est le moment ou jamais de prendre l&rsquo;avantage. <br>L&rsquo;humain \u00e9value constamment son environnement et le n\u00f4tre&#8230; en pr\u00e9vision d&rsquo;une utilisation potentielle de nos qualit\u00e9s athl\u00e9tiques, pour nous monter, nous faire travailler, mais heureusement, il est truff\u00e9 de points faibles et il n&rsquo;a aucune force \u00e0 nous opposer, ce qui nous laisse une bonne marge de man\u0153uvre pour lui compliquer un peu la vie et nous amuser par la m\u00eame occasion. <br>Apprendre \u00e0 identifier les situations o\u00f9 il est possible de prendre l&rsquo;avantage va agr\u00e9menter durant toute notre vie, notre quotidien de poulain fac\u00e9tieux, puis de cheval farceur.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/aequus31.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Douche2hum-1024x577.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-551\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Montre lui pr\u00e9cis\u00e9ment ce que tu attends de 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