{"id":5464,"date":"2025-09-07T14:27:13","date_gmt":"2025-09-07T12:27:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/?p=5464"},"modified":"2025-09-07T14:43:59","modified_gmt":"2025-09-07T12:43:59","slug":"panneau-propriete-privee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/panneau-propriete-privee\/","title":{"rendered":"panneau propri\u00e9t\u00e9 Priv\u00e9e"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Depuis hier, c\u2019est la d\u00e9bandade autour de mon pr\u00e9, il y a des bip\u00e8des en mode d\u00e9bilos qui fusent de partout, \u00e0 pied comme en v\u00e9lo et notre tranquillit\u00e9 n\u2019est plus qu\u2019un vague souvenir depuis ce matin ; ces envahisseurs ont plant\u00e9 des balises jaunes \u00e0 travers nos p\u00e2tures et les coureurs hirsutes d\u00e9boulent \u00e0 toute blinde, foulant l\u2019herbe que nous allons manger ensuite! Quel sans g\u00eane.. que diraient ils si l\u2019on mettait nos pieds dans leur assiette?
J\u2019ai demand\u00e9 \u00e0 mon bip\u00e8de de cr\u00e9er des affichettes \u00e0 mettre en place un peu partout pour \u00e9loigner ces z\u00e9bulons et autres troupeaux de belettes du dimanche.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Le probl\u00e8me avec la majeure partie des bip\u00e8des, c\u2019est qu\u2019il ne savent pas rester \u00e0 leur place, tout leur est d\u00fb et ils sont chez eux partout, ils envahissent et accaparent tout: ils nous disent de prendre notre mal en patience, mais si nous prenions plut\u00f4t notre bien-\u00eatre en urgence? Aux armes amis solip\u00e8des, ne les laissons pas nous envahir et virons les de nos pr\u00e9s pour les obliger \u00e0 respecter au moins notre repos dominical !
Kandide<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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