{"id":5424,"date":"2025-07-11T00:17:26","date_gmt":"2025-07-10T22:17:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/?p=5424"},"modified":"2025-07-11T10:15:05","modified_gmt":"2025-07-11T08:15:05","slug":"logorrhees-et-niaiseries-de-bipedes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/logorrhees-et-niaiseries-de-bipedes\/","title":{"rendered":"logorrh\u00e9es et niaiseries de bip\u00e8des"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" data-id=\"5425\" src=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3384-1024x768.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3384-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3384-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3384-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3384-1536x1151.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3384-2048x1535.jpeg 2048w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3384-scaled.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br>C\u2019est de saison alors j\u2019ajoute ma pierre \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9difice au sujet de la d\u00e9connexion entre nos bip\u00e8des et notre nature. Vous aussi, vous en avez marre, des bip\u00e8des qui projettent leurs besoins \u00e9motionnels plut\u00f4t que de respecter notre nature profonde? Cette cr\u00e9tinisation des bip\u00e8des est-elle plus une question de QI en chute libre ou plut\u00f4t une incapacit\u00e9 chez le bip\u00e8de \u00e0 sortir de son cadre \u00e9motionnel ? Dans tous les cas, la relation risque d\u2019\u00eatre fauss\u00e9e entre nos deux esp\u00e8ces, si les humains ne font pas l\u2019effort de comprendre notre langage; nous, nous faisons l\u2019effort de comprendre les mots que le bip\u00e8de prononce.. charge \u00e0 lui de faire sa part du travail s\u2019il veut essayer de communiquer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; H\u00e9, ho, c\u2019est quand, que vous allez arr\u00eater de nous prendre pour vos b\u00e9b\u00e9s ou pour vos psys ? Nous ne sommes ni vos poup\u00e9es, ni vos b\u00e9b\u00e9s, ni vos bichons.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Donnez nous simplement du bon foin, un champ pour galoper.. et laissez nous vivre en paix, loin de vos niaiseries. Nous chevaux, nous  ne parlons pas le \u00ab\u00a0langage des bisounours\u00a0\u00bb et ce n\u2019est pas avec votre compr\u00e9hension digne d\u2019une pelle \u00e0 crottins, que vous communiquerez efficacement avec la gent \u00e9quine.<br>Apprenez notre langage, au lieu de tout ramener \u00e0 vos marmots braillards, ou mieux, allez faire du tricot.<br>Kandide, attrist\u00e9 par les comportements b\u00eatifiants des bip\u00e8des pr\u00e9matur\u00e9ment s\u00e9niles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u2019est de saison alors j\u2019ajoute ma pierre \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9difice au sujet de la d\u00e9connexion entre nos bip\u00e8des et notre nature. 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