{"id":5413,"date":"2025-07-09T23:14:36","date_gmt":"2025-07-09T21:14:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/?p=5413"},"modified":"2025-07-10T04:17:28","modified_gmt":"2025-07-10T02:17:28","slug":"le-lievre-et-le-champ-de-tournesols","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/le-lievre-et-le-champ-de-tournesols\/","title":{"rendered":"Le li\u00e8vre et le champ de tournesols"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" data-id=\"5415\" src=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3363-1024x768.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5415\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3363-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3363-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3363-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3363-1536x1151.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3363-2048x1535.jpeg 2048w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3363-scaled.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Combien\u00a0 de fois avez vous d\u00fb tra\u00eener votre bip\u00e8de en promenade pour l&rsquo;a\u00e9rer un peu mais aussi pour l&rsquo;habituer progressivement aux\u00a0 \u00e9l\u00e9ments d\u00e9cha\u00een\u00e9s? Un champ de\u00a0 tournesols f\u00e9roces qui vous menace tous les deux ou un li\u00e8vre press\u00e9 qui d\u00e9tale et dispara\u00eet dans une for\u00eat de mille paires d&rsquo; yeux, tous plus effrayants les uns que les autres, pr\u00eats \u00e0 bondir \u00e0 tout moment sur votre folle \u00e9quip\u00e9e?<br>Cette situation anxiog\u00e8ne pour tout le monde est un moyen de tester les r\u00e9flexes et l&rsquo;assiette de votre gentil bip\u00e8de, mais aussi se vous assurer que ses cordes vocales fonctionnent car il ne va pas manquer de brailler. Ce que votre bip\u00e8de ne veut pas que vous sachiez et qu&rsquo;il essaie de vous taire, c&rsquo;est sa trouille de ne pas pouvoir vous contr\u00f4ler si vous prenez la poudre d&rsquo;escampette, en plein champ, parce qu\u2019il a peur de l\u00e2cher prise et qu&rsquo;il aime par dessus tout tout contr\u00f4ler. Son autre angoisse est celle de se casser la margoulette et de rentrer \u00e0 pied, vexation et humiliation assur\u00e9es. M\u00eame si vous savez tr\u00e8s bien, pour la simple raison que vous \u00eates un gentil poulain, que vous allez le ramener bien\u00a0 gentiment au bercail parceque votre picotin vous y attend, et que somme toute, ce bip\u00e8de est assez attachant; mais rien ne vous emp\u00eache de lui faire une petite frousse de temps \u00e0 autre, histoire de pimenter un peu l&rsquo;affaire. Un demi-tour fulgurant pour parfaire sa stabilit\u00e9 lat\u00e9rale sera du plus bel effet et votre compagnon sur deux pattes pourra tout \u00e0 loisir raconter son exploit \u00e0 son auditoire en se faisant mousser \u00e0 son retour. Un petit \u00ab\u00a0stop\u00a0\u00bb nez au sol, avec \u00ab\u00a0reculer-\u00e9clair\u00a0\u00bb version \u00ab\u00a0terminus-tout-le-monde-descend\u00a0\u00bb, pour renforcer ses abdos et parfaire son assiette profonde. Ou tout autre changement de cap furtif et inattendu.<br>\u00c0 vous la main chers confr\u00e8res,  pour mettre un peu d&rsquo;ambiance de mani\u00e8re studieuse chez nos amis bip\u00e8des.<br>Kandide<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Combien\u00a0 de fois avez vous d\u00fb tra\u00eener votre bip\u00e8de en promenade pour l&rsquo;a\u00e9rer un peu mais aussi pour l&rsquo;habituer progressivement [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uvdc"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5413"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5413\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}