{"id":5348,"date":"2025-04-25T21:08:30","date_gmt":"2025-04-25T19:08:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/?p=5348"},"modified":"2025-04-25T21:16:56","modified_gmt":"2025-04-25T19:16:56","slug":"anniversaire-le-piege-du-gentil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/anniversaire-le-piege-du-gentil\/","title":{"rendered":"Anniversaire: le pi\u00e8ge du gentil"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3307-1024x768.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5349\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3307-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3307-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3307-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3307-1536x1151.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3307-2048x1535.jpeg 2048w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3307-scaled.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>En temps normal, je f\u00eate plus volontiers mon anniversaire le premier mai, le jour de la f\u00eate du travail. C\u2019est bien pratique parce que je peux tirer ma flemme discr\u00e8tement; or cette ann\u00e9e, j\u2019ai d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de le faire avec quelques jours d\u2019avance pour pouvoir maintenir mon ind\u00e9pendance face aux affameurs de tous poils qui m\u2019assaillent de manifestations extravagantes d\u2019amour et de cadeaux somptuaires dans le seul but de me rendre d\u00e9pendant vis \u00e0 vis d\u2019eux, tout \u00e0 coup, \u00e0 la vue du festin de pommes et de carottes que m\u00e9m\u00e9 m\u2019avait r\u00e9serv\u00e9, rien que pour moi. Or je suis un esprit pur et une \u00e2me indomptable, on ne m\u2019ach\u00e8te pas ! Je viens de recevoir mon g\u00e2teau d\u2019anniversaire et ne compte pas le partager de sit\u00f4t et avec n\u2019importe qui. <br><br><br>N.B. Au cas o\u00f9 vous aimeriez que je vous fasse mes tours de sorcier magicien, j\u2019accepte les dons en nature (pommes, carottes, tr\u00e8fle et luzerne).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En temps normal, je f\u00eate plus volontiers mon anniversaire le premier mai, le jour de la f\u00eate du travail. 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