{"id":5241,"date":"2025-03-20T20:32:25","date_gmt":"2025-03-20T19:32:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/?p=5241"},"modified":"2025-03-20T20:41:52","modified_gmt":"2025-03-20T19:41:52","slug":"mochete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/mochete\/","title":{"rendered":"Mochet\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3147-1024x768.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5242\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3147-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3147-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3147-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3147-1536x1151.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3147-2048x1535.jpeg 2048w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_3147-scaled.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Pour le bip\u00e8de dont la vieillesse ou la mochet\u00e9 le rattrape, une alternative s\u2019offre \u00e0 lui: <br>&#8211; 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