{"id":4450,"date":"2024-04-06T18:13:14","date_gmt":"2024-04-06T16:13:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/?p=4450"},"modified":"2024-04-12T00:56:43","modified_gmt":"2024-04-11T22:56:43","slug":"les-vacances-ou-pas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/les-vacances-ou-pas\/","title":{"rendered":"Les Vacances, ou pas\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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\u00c7a y est, les enfants sont en vacances et on en prend pour 2 semaines de gesticulations et de cris. Le harc\u00e8lement a d\u00e9j\u00e0 commenc\u00e9, ils sont infatiguables, ils nous \u00e9reintent. Les d\u00e9fis stupides sur les r\u00e9seaux sociaux, l\u2019excitation pour nous faire faire de nouvelles contorsions, toutes plus improbables les unes que les autres, \u00e9lectrisent tous ces bip\u00e8des et nous \u00e9puisent; quand ils ne poussent pas des cris stridents, exactement comme maman lorsqu\u2019elle elle a ses chaleurs. De plus ils courent dans tous les sens en qu\u00eate de \u2026 sens! Avec maman, nous avons bien du mal \u00e0 les comprendre, leur langage est un apprentissage compliqu\u00e9 pour nous, chevaux. J\u2019ai un peu h\u00e2te qu\u2019ils retournent \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9cole pour qu\u2019on soit de nouveau au calme.
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