{"id":4365,"date":"2024-04-05T17:48:02","date_gmt":"2024-04-05T15:48:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/?p=4365"},"modified":"2024-04-05T20:20:19","modified_gmt":"2024-04-05T18:20:19","slug":"sachoir-infus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/sachoir-infus\/","title":{"rendered":"faites mousser le sachoir !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" data-id=\"4372\" src=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2656-1024x768.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4372\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2656-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2656-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2656-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2656-1536x1151.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2656-2048x1535.jpeg 2048w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2656-scaled.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><em>L&rsquo;\u00c9go du Cavalier ou quand le Manche \u00e0 Balai Devient un Accessoire de Mode.<\/em><br>Plongez dans le monde fascinant du sachant en \u00e9quitation. Vous savez, ce cornichon qui se pavane avec l&rsquo;assurance d&rsquo;un paon en pleine parade nuptiale. Mais attention, derri\u00e8re cette fa\u00e7ade se cache un drama king \u00e9questre en puissance.<br>Imaginez un jeune cheval comme moi, innocent et plein d&rsquo;espoir, qui se retrouve pris au pi\u00e8ge de l&rsquo;ego d\u00e9mesur\u00e9 d&rsquo;un bip\u00e8de \u00e9gocentr\u00e9. Celui qui pense d\u00e9tenir la v\u00e9rit\u00e9 universelle sur l&rsquo;\u00e9quitation et qui vous l&rsquo;explique en long, en large et en travers. Le cheval lui, subit de plein fouet les cons\u00e9quences dans son int\u00e9grit\u00e9 physique et mentale. Et pourtant sans rien dire, il essaie de s&rsquo;ex\u00e9cuter, avec ses grands yeux tristes, se demandant pourquoi il n&rsquo;a pas choisi une carri\u00e8re de tondeuse \u00e0 gazon dans un pr\u00e9, plut\u00f4t que relever le d\u00e9fi de supporter ce boulet.<br>Plus il se mire, plus il s&rsquo;admire et, pench\u00e9 sur la croupe comme un manche \u00e0 balai, m&rsquo;imposant de douloureuses allures artificielles, d\u00e9sorganis\u00e9es et m\u00e9caniques, il parade. Pour agr\u00e9menter le tableau et exhiber sa toute puissance, il porte des \u00e9perons dignes d&rsquo;un gladiateur romain et demeure pendu \u00e0 cet horrible mors de bride qui ferait p\u00e2lir d&rsquo;envie plus d&rsquo;un chercheur en m\u00e9canique des solides. <br>Pendant ce temps, moi, Kandide (parce je suis peut-\u00eatre candide, mais pas compl\u00e8tement stupide), j&rsquo;ai d\u00e9velopp\u00e9 une technique r\u00e9volutionnaire pour l&rsquo;\u00e9ducation des bip\u00e8des: une technique non violente pour mettre n&rsquo;importe quel bip\u00e8de au diapason et c&rsquo;est la R\u00e9sistance Passive. Je fais mine de ne pas comprendre, j&rsquo;ose feindre de ne pas savoir avancer, tant que mon bip\u00e8de ne m&rsquo;a pas pr\u00e9par\u00e9 mentalement et musculairement aux exercices qu&rsquo;il me propose. Cela ne s&rsquo;est pas encore produit mais si d&rsquo;aventure il lui prenait l&rsquo;envie d&rsquo;insister avec des aides artificielles, je me ferais fort de lui montrer le chemin pour lui apprendre \u00e0 voler.<br>Voler, parce que rien n&rsquo;\u00e9gale la satisfaction de voir un \u00ab\u00a0sachant\u00a0\u00bb s&rsquo;envoler par-dessus la crini\u00e8re d&rsquo;un cheval qui en a plein le dos d&rsquo;\u00eatre maltrait\u00e9!<br>Sur ces amusements et badinages, chers bip\u00e8des, si vous voulez rivaliser avec les dieux des rectangles ou des terrains de CSO, n&rsquo;oubliez pas que le premier des sept p\u00e9ch\u00e9s capitaux, c&rsquo;est l&rsquo;orgueil. Et l&rsquo;orgueil, mes amis, c&rsquo;est comme un manche \u00e0 balai dans le c.. (pardon, dans le dos). Si vous savez demeurer humbles, \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9coute de vos chevaux et capables de respecter ces merveilleux compagnons solip\u00e8des, vous \u00e9viterez peut-\u00eatre de vous envoler vers des cieux moins \u00e9questres.<br>Sur ces belles paroles, je retourne \u00e0 ma botte de foin. Kandide<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L&rsquo;\u00c9go du Cavalier ou quand le Manche \u00e0 Balai Devient un Accessoire de Mode.Plongez dans le monde fascinant du sachant [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,2,1,38],"tags":[859,851,854,852,747,856,855,857,853,287,858],"class_list":["post-4365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-connaissancedb","category-efdb","category-nh","category-uvdc","tag-barbu","tag-bpjeps","tag-ecume-2","tag-enseignant","tag-langue-bleue","tag-mousse-a-rager","tag-mousse-a-raser","tag-orbite","tag-sachant","tag-sachoir","tag-tourner"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4365"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4365\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}