{"id":4070,"date":"2024-02-27T23:19:54","date_gmt":"2024-02-27T22:19:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/?p=4070"},"modified":"2024-03-01T09:43:28","modified_gmt":"2024-03-01T08:43:28","slug":"lithotherapeutique-attitude","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/lithotherapeutique-attitude\/","title":{"rendered":"Lithoth\u00e9rapeutique attitude"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2481-1024x768.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4079\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2481-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2481-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2481-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2481-1536x1151.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2481-2048x1535.jpeg 2048w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2481-scaled.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">La lithoth\u00e9rapie ou la grande illusion des pierres gu\u00e9risseuses!<br>Ladies and gentlemen, mesdames et messieurs, Willkommen, bienvenue, Welcome, dans le monde d\u00e9jant\u00e9 du Grand Charlatan des \u00c9clats Brillants !<br>Maintenant, mes chers pigeons\u2026 je veux dire, mes chers clients, le temps est venu pour vous d&rsquo;\u00eatre heu-reux !<br>Bienvenue dans mon univers des \u00ab\u00a0Joyaux et Gemmes, avec raffinement R\u00e9v\u00e9l\u00e9s\u00a0\u00bb.<br>Je suis Kandide le Magnifique, l&rsquo;Illustrissime Mentor et Lithoth\u00e9rapeute Alpha, le Sorcier Magicien qui transforme gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 des petits cailloux,  mon activit\u00e9 en carri\u00e8re juteuse. Quand j&rsquo;ai d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de devenir \u00ab\u00a0Bijoutier de Talent\u00a0\u00bb, c&rsquo;est que j&rsquo;\u00e9tais convaincu qu&rsquo;\u00e0 l&rsquo;int\u00e9rieur de chacun de vous se cachait une pierre pr\u00e9cieuse et l&rsquo;acc\u00e8s illimit\u00e9 \u00e0 un porte-monnaie bien garni.<br>L&rsquo;\u00e9nergie g\u00e9n\u00e9r\u00e9e par les pierres est tr\u00e8s diff\u00e9rente de celle d\u00e9crite par la science traditionnelle car moi je l&rsquo; associe \u00e0 des concepts spirituels et mystiques beaucoup plus profonds!<br>NB<br>Mon magnifique terreau de na\u00effs illumin\u00e9s arrive au meilleur moment de toute ma vie. Et savez-vous<br> pourquoi vous avez beaucoup de chance et moi aussi? Je vous offre une occasion en or (ou plut\u00f4t en diamant) de trouver le bonheur, la gu\u00e9rison, tout en m&rsquo;assurant un revenu confortable, par l&rsquo;exploitation de votre grotesque et pitoyable cr\u00e9dulit\u00e9. Oui, oui, chers amis, vous avez bien lu, vous \u00eates uniques et vous le valez bien !<br>Mon exp\u00e9rience de terrain en tant que \u00ab\u00a0vendeur de poudres et pierres de perlimpimpin\u00a0\u00bb (j&rsquo;ai m\u00eame vendu \u00e0 des licornes un \u00e9lixir qui rendait les gens invisibles !) coupl\u00e9e \u00e0 mon expertise d&rsquo;excellence du monde des affaires dans le \u00ab\u00a0MLM\u00a0\u00bb (M\u00e9fiez-vous et Laissez-Moi), associ\u00e9 depuis 5 ans \u00e0 mon expertise de bijoutier \u00e0 talents, me permet de vous offrir la meilleure version de moi-m\u00eame.<br>Alors, mes \u00ab\u00a0chers\u00a0\u00bb pigeons cr\u00e9dules, pr\u00e9parez-vous \u00e0 sortir le porte-monnaie pour pouvoir briller comme des diamants trafiqu\u00e9s dans un Fake Market, et surtout ne craignez rien car, vous allez vite vous sentir beaucoup plus l\u00e9gers.<br>Je suis plus que jamais pr\u00eat \u00e0 vous offrir le meilleur du meilleur dans chaque breloque que vous m&rsquo;ach\u00e8terez. Ensemble, nous allons r\u00e9v\u00e9ler au monde votre Empreinte Personnelle. Et rappelez-vous que si \u00e7a brille, c&rsquo;est forc\u00e9ment pr\u00e9cieux et authentique!<br>Note : Pour les sceptiques qui nous lisent discr\u00e8tement, ne soyez pas jaloux: Vous pouvez toujours essayer de r\u00e9v\u00e9ler vos propres petits talents gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 vos gravillons, mais je vous pr\u00e9viens, cela vous demandera beaucoup plus de verbiage et de jonglage avec les maux ! <br>Kandide<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,1,38],"tags":[686,678,512,679,90,681,677,680,683,682,684,685],"class_list":["post-4070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-connaissancedb","category-nh","category-uvdc","tag-betise-humaine","tag-charlatanisme","tag-chat","tag-credulite","tag-humour-decale","tag-lapis-lazuli","tag-lithotherapie","tag-malachite","tag-new-forest","tag-pie","tag-pierres","tag-pitoyable"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4070","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4070"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4070\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}