{"id":3731,"date":"2024-02-18T22:40:31","date_gmt":"2024-02-18T21:40:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/?p=3731"},"modified":"2024-02-19T10:17:24","modified_gmt":"2024-02-19T09:17:24","slug":"longues-renes-spaghetti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/longues-renes-spaghetti\/","title":{"rendered":"Longues r\u00eanes spaghetti alla regina"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2412-1024x768.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3732\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2412-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2412-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2412-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2412-1536x1151.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2412-2048x1535.jpeg 2048w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2412-scaled.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Les spaghetti alla Regina, aux longues r\u00eanes<br>Niveau de technicit\u00e9: 1\/3<br>Adapt\u00e9 au bip\u00e8de novice: un tour amusant \u00e0 essayer!<br>Animal domestiqu\u00e9 sur le tard et au statut particulier, le bip\u00e8de sapiens sapiens est un petit mammif\u00e8re que tout cheval qui se respecte doit pouvoir manipuler, d\u00e9placer facilement. Sans pour autant en faire un bip\u00e8de de compagnie, il doit \u00eatre possible d&rsquo;int\u00e9ragir avec lui si l&rsquo;on a besoin de l&rsquo;utiliser; il apprendra \u00e0 ob\u00e9ir, \u00e0 accepter le contact, \u00e0 respecter et \u00e0 r\u00e9aliser nos souhaits les plus gastronomiques.<br>Les interventions aupr\u00e8s du bip\u00e8de d\u00e9butant s&rsquo;av\u00e8rent souvent amusantes lorsqu&rsquo; on est un cheval inventif.<br>Je vous propose aujourd&rsquo;hui l&rsquo;exercice des spaghetti alla Regina, \u00e0 utiliser quand votre bip\u00e8de est fin pr\u00eat \u00e0 vous faire travailler. Pour d\u00e9terminer ce moment crucial c&rsquo;est simple, s&rsquo;il vous capara\u00e7onne avant de vous emmener aux longues r\u00eanes avec protections partout, vous pouvez vous attendre \u00e0 une vraie prise de catch avec du croise-papattes en veux-tu en voil\u00e0, des contorsions improbables et toujours suivies de belles courbatures \u00e0 la cl\u00e9. C&rsquo;est le moment d&rsquo;anticiper l&rsquo;affaire et de vous entortiller dans les ficelles, de sorte que vous ne puissiez plus bouger et votre bip\u00e8de non plus. Dans une posture proche du \u00ab\u00a0Salut \u00e0 la Reine\u00a0\u00bb, le bip\u00e8de sera tout content car votre chanfrein sera bien en arri\u00e8re de la verticale, conform\u00e9ment aux chevaux de grand prix, votre encolure \u00e9l\u00e9gamment rou\u00e9e avec le nez proche du poitrail, et vos post\u00e9rieurs qui \u00ab\u00a0s&rsquo;engagent\u00a0\u00bb bien sous la masse, avec une belle posture des ant\u00e9rieurs. Il n&rsquo;en faut pas plus \u00e0 votre bip\u00e8de ultracr\u00e9pidarien pour \u00eatre le plus heureux des cornichons, car ainsi ainsi il imite les grands de ce fabuleux monde \u00e9questre.<br>L&rsquo;avantage que vous en tirerez en agissant ainsi d\u00e8s le d\u00e9part, c&rsquo;est de pouvoir contr\u00f4ler int\u00e9gralement votre bip\u00e8de, pour vous laisser la possibilit\u00e9 de brouter pendant un bon moment \u00e0 votre guise, puisque vous aurez le nez dans l&rsquo;herbe! Il en faudra du temps, au bip\u00e8de, pour d\u00e9m\u00e9ler toutes ces queues de singe, croyez-moi!<br>Kandide<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,2,1,38],"tags":[78,90,26,475,143,471,474,479,94,202,473,472,477,476],"class_list":["post-3731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-connaissancedb","category-efdb","category-nh","category-uvdc","tag-cheval","tag-humour-decale","tag-humour-equestre","tag-imposture","tag-ldr","tag-longues-renes","tag-pesade","tag-pesade-philippe-karl","tag-ridicule","tag-rollkur","tag-salut-a-la-reine","tag-spaghetti","tag-ultracrepidarianisme","tag-ultracrepidarien"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3731","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3731"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3731\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}