{"id":2237,"date":"2021-06-11T06:28:00","date_gmt":"2021-06-11T04:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aequus31.fr\/blog\/?p=2237"},"modified":"2024-03-11T21:23:39","modified_gmt":"2024-03-11T20:23:39","slug":"capilaridiologie-formation-gratuite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/capilaridiologie-formation-gratuite\/","title":{"rendered":"Stage de formation en capilariridiologie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Hier, j\u2019ai entendu plusieurs bip\u00e8des discuter entre eux, et l\u2019un d\u2019eux s\u2019est
qualifi\u00e9 d’expert en zieutologie; il expliquait qu\u2019il \u00e9tait capable d’observer les yeux des chevaux et \u00eatre en mesure de les\u00a0 gu\u00e9rir de toutes les maladies, avec des herbes et potions dont lui seul avait le secret; j\u2019ai aussit\u00f4t pens\u00e9 aux \u00ab\u00a0snake oil salesmen\u00a0\u00bb en roulotte! Ces charlatans qui vendaient leurs \u00e9lixirs.. tu sais maman, dans les westerns, souviens-toi de Doc Boone dans la chevauch\u00e9e fantastique, il avait un bagout..
J\u2019ai une bonne nouvelle pour toi, maman: \u00c0 mon tour de m\u2019improviser Grand Capilariridiologue. En vertu de quoi je me propose de te\u00a0 former \u00e0 cette nouvelle discipline de renomm\u00e9e mondiale. En quoi cela consiste-t-il?
Il s’agit de l’\u00e9tude de la cr\u00e9dulit\u00e9 humaine par simple analyse de l\u2019\u0117bouriffement des cheveux et de la direction du regard des bip\u00e8des: cette pseudo-discipline toute nouvelle est aussi farfelue que la zieutologie, mais elle, elle pr\u00e9tendra d\u00e9duire le degr\u00e9 de na\u00efvet\u00e9 du bip\u00e8de \u00e0 l’observation de la texture, de la forme ou du d\u00e9sordre de ses cheveux .\u00a0La th\u00e9orie capilariridiologique n’a aucune base scientifique, elle n\u2019est pas non plus destin\u00e9e \u00e0 soutirer de l’argent aux patients ou \u00e0 servir mes int\u00e9r\u00eats personnels, quoique quelque obole de deux ou trois pommes ou carottes sera bienvenue; ma prestation est gratuite, le dessein est juste railleur. Un avantage: cette approche devrait permettre aux chevaux de voir venir de loin les bip\u00e8des nouvellement arriv\u00e9s sur le march\u00e9 des experts, dans diverses \u00a0sp\u00e9cialit\u00e9s qui fleurissent de maniere sauvage depuis quelques ann\u00e9es, allant de la pr\u00e9diction de gestation (avec ou sans pendule) jusqu\u2019\u00e0 la detection et \u00e0 la promesse de guerison des maladies les plus insoup\u00e7onn\u00e9es. Ces nouveaux gu\u00e9risseurs proposent \u00e0 leurs clients leurs potions magiques, ficelles \u00e0 roti, cordes tranchantes, mors \u00e0 effet de levier, pour le plus grand plaisir des individus press\u00e9s ou fans de pr\u00eat \u00e0 penser \u00e9questre.
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