{"id":2093,"date":"2023-04-20T19:53:32","date_gmt":"2023-04-20T17:53:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aequus31.fr\/blog\/?p=2093"},"modified":"2024-02-11T18:55:08","modified_gmt":"2024-02-11T17:55:08","slug":"alerte-ruban-rouge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/alerte-ruban-rouge\/","title":{"rendered":"Alerte (ruban) rouge"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/aequus31.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/noeud-rouge-alerte-1-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3132\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/noeud-rouge-alerte-1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/noeud-rouge-alerte-1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/noeud-rouge-alerte-1-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/noeud-rouge-alerte-1-1536x1151.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/noeud-rouge-alerte-1-2048x1535.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/noeud-rouge-alerte-1-scaled.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Ruban rouge = m\u00e9fiance!<br>Heureusement, mes bip\u00e8des ont l\u2019\u0153il pour d\u00e9masquer les potentiels d\u00e9rapages et pour prendre les mesures conservatoires en cas de doute. 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