{"id":1966,"date":"2022-11-03T13:31:00","date_gmt":"2022-11-03T12:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aequus31.fr\/blog\/?p=1966"},"modified":"2024-02-06T14:09:03","modified_gmt":"2024-02-06T13:09:03","slug":"mains-basses-vs-mains-hautes-la-planete-des-singes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/mains-basses-vs-mains-hautes-la-planete-des-singes\/","title":{"rendered":"Mains basses vs mains hautes: la plan\u00e8te des singes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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\u00ab Baisse tes mains! Monte tes mains! Pose tes mains! T\u2019as les mains dans les genoux! \u00bb

Depuis que je suis tout petit, j\u2019observe le petit man\u00e8ge des cavaliers autour de moi. Nos bip\u00e8des s\u2019accordent rarement sur les ordres que nous recevons et le plus difficile pour moi, lorsque je les observe monter leur cheval, c\u2019est de comprendre ce que je devrai faire lorsque mon pot de glu s\u2019agitera fr\u00e9n\u00e9tiquement sur mon dos \u00e0 tirer \u00e0 hue et \u00e0 dia. Je n\u2019ai pas h\u00e2te que l\u2019on me monte: tous mes copains sont musel\u00e9s et meurtris dans leur bouche par des mains inexpertes. Esp\u00e9rons que m\u00e9m\u00e9 aura plus d\u2019indulgence avec moi quand elle me mettra au travail. Si je peux faire une remarque, c\u2019est que des mains plus basses que la bouche font tr\u00e8s mal \u00e0 mes copains, ils ont plus de confort lorsqu\u2019elles sont \u00e0 hauteur des commissures ou plus hautes. Moi j\u2019dis \u00e7a , j\u2019dis rien\u2026
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