{"id":1938,"date":"2022-09-25T23:27:33","date_gmt":"2022-09-25T21:27:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aequus31.fr\/blog\/?p=1938"},"modified":"2024-02-06T14:14:00","modified_gmt":"2024-02-06T13:14:00","slug":"creme-de-jour-antihelminthique","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/creme-de-jour-antihelminthique\/","title":{"rendered":"Vermifuge: Cr\u00e8me de jour antihelminthique\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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La cr\u00e8me de jour
Ce matin, M\u00e9m\u00e9 et Tatie \u00e9taient d\u2019astreinte pour les vermifuges \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9levage. C\u2019\u00e9tait une matin\u00e9e agit\u00e9e, tous les copains solip\u00e8des \u00e9taient en \u00e9bullition \u00e0 cause d’une m\u00e9t\u00e9o incertaine.
J\u2019ai d\u00e9couvert \u00e0 cette occasion que la seringue, tenue plus ou moins fermement par m\u00e9m\u00e9, pouvait tr\u00e8s bien \u00eatre d\u00e9vi\u00e9e de sa trajectoire, afin que son contenu soit ensuite \u00e9tal\u00e9 sur tout le monde comme cr\u00e8me de jour. L\u2019avantage? Nos bip\u00e8des ne nous l’administrent que tous les trois mois, et le mauvais go\u00fbt reste bien \u00e0 l’ext\u00e9rieur. Pour le plus grand bonheur des copains, le maquillage ainsi cr\u00e9\u00e9 est du plus bel effet: il nous suffit simplement de gigoter fr\u00e9n\u00e9tiquement au bon moment et la pr\u00e9cieuse \u00e9mulsion se r\u00e9partit instantan\u00e9ment sur notre visage, ainsi que sur les v\u00eatements de nos bip\u00e8des. Ci-dessus, nous pouvons admirer Myrtille et sa maman, avec un effet blush appaloosa<\/em>, en n\u00e9gatif.
Bravo aux artistes, bip\u00e8des et solip\u00e8des pour ce beau travail d’\u00e9quipe.
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