{"id":1899,"date":"2024-02-27T11:16:35","date_gmt":"2024-02-27T10:16:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aequus31.fr\/blog\/?p=1899"},"modified":"2024-02-27T17:15:23","modified_gmt":"2024-02-27T16:15:23","slug":"technicite-dentesticulaire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/technicite-dentesticulaire\/","title":{"rendered":"Technicit\u00e9 \u00ab\u00a0dent.esticul.aire\u00a0\u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2473-1024x768.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4025\" style=\"width:768px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2473-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2473-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2473-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2473-1536x1151.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2473-2048x1535.jpeg 2048w, https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-content\/uploads\/IMG_2473-scaled.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Nous \u00e9tions en r\u00e9union entre poulains, les bip\u00e8des ayant fait venir un technicien dentaire \u00e0 la maison. Moi j\u2019ai confiance dans mon V\u00e9t et j\u2019\u00e9tais inquiet \u00e0 l\u2019id\u00e9e de confier mes quenottes \u00e0 une autre personne. <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Et si je vous disais que je pensais na\u00efvement que le \u00ab\u00a0technicien dentaire \u00e9quin\u00a0\u00bb, c\u2019\u00e9tait ce bip\u00e8de qui soigne les dents des \u00e9quid\u00e9s, me croiriez-vous? Je n\u2019\u00e9tais pas trop rassur\u00e9 \u2026<br>Et bien apparemment, c&rsquo;est plus compliqu\u00e9 que \u00e7a: Il me semble en avoir entendu une qui faisait \u00e0 mon bip\u00e8de un cours magistral sur la castration n\u00e9cessaire \u00e0 l&rsquo; \u00e9panouissement et au bien-\u00eatre des chevaux! C\u2019est s\u00fbrement un Grand Sachant qui doit en conna\u00eetre un rayon sur le sujet!<br>J&rsquo;ai eu un peu chaud au popotin sur le coup.. mais heureusement que mon bip\u00e8de n\u2019\u00e9tait pas loin, pour calmer le jeu.<br>J&rsquo;ai appris dans la foul\u00e9e que mes dents auraient, elles aussi, des testicules? pourrait-on parler de technicien <em>dent-esticul-aire<\/em>? Ils sont \u00e9patants, ces bip\u00e8des: ils osent tout :<br>Entre ce praticien qui sugg\u00e9rait \u00e0 mon bip\u00e8de de couper mes attributs et ce mar\u00e9chal ferrant qui, pour se rendre int\u00e9ressant, avait commenc\u00e9 \u00e0 poser ses grandes paluches sur les lombaires d\u2018un cheval, durant son \u00ab\u00a0cours magistral d&rsquo;ost\u00e9opathie-ferrante\u00a0\u00bb, on marche peut-\u00eatre un peu sur la t\u00eate ..<br>Mon bip\u00e8de avait \u00e9t\u00e9 tr\u00e8s surpris de cette initiative et lui avait fermement demand\u00e9 de s&rsquo;en tenir \u00e0 sa sp\u00e9cialit\u00e9. Bient\u00f4t, peut-\u00eatre que mon bip\u00e8de femelle ira consulter son gyn\u00e9cologue\u2026 lorsqu&rsquo;elle aura mal aux dents? Elle gagnerait un temps pr\u00e9cieux\u2026<br>Nous pourrions r\u00e9sumer la situation ainsi:<br>Une place pour chaque bip\u00e8de et chaque bip\u00e8de \u00e0 sa place, et les solip\u00e8des seront bien gard\u00e9s.<br>Il y aura toujours un \u00ab\u00a0Narcisse\u00a0\u00bb en r\u00e9union, pour intervenir et y aller de sa r\u00e9plique sur son exp\u00e9rience et qui va nous donner son avis, m\u00eame si on ne le lui demande pas. Nous autres les chevaux, on les appelle les\u00a0 \u00ab\u00a0incontournables\u00a0\u00bb, les \u00e9gocentr\u00e9s, ceux qui s&rsquo;\u00e9coutent parler..en substance ceux qui ne savent pas rester \u00e0 leur place et que personne ne sait faire taire.<br>Kandide<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Et si je vous disais que je pensais na\u00efvement que le \u00ab\u00a0technicien dentaire \u00e9quin\u00a0\u00bb, c\u2019\u00e9tait ce bip\u00e8de qui soigne les 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