{"id":1375,"date":"2021-04-17T00:03:53","date_gmt":"2021-04-16T22:03:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aequus31.fr\/blog\/?p=1375"},"modified":"2021-04-17T18:27:21","modified_gmt":"2021-04-17T16:27:21","slug":"quel-toupet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/quel-toupet\/","title":{"rendered":"Quel toupet?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/aequus31.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Quel_Toupet-1280x768tnbl-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1376\"\/><figcaption>Hier je ne voulais pas que M\u00e9m\u00e9 brosse mon toupet: imaginez votre bip\u00e8de juch\u00e9 sur un escabeau, ridicule&#8230; Mais l&rsquo;occasion \u00e9tait trop belle! <br>J&rsquo;ai essay\u00e9 de la destabiliser en lui donnant de grands coups de t\u00eate, j&rsquo;ai m\u00eame cass\u00e9 son tabouret, rien n&rsquo;y faisait, elle \u00e9tait ind\u00e9logeable et d\u00e9termin\u00e9e.<br>J&rsquo;ai fait des simagr\u00e9es, je me suis jet\u00e9 en l&rsquo;air, je  me suis tortill\u00e9 dans tous les sens, m\u00eame que je me suis mis debout de plus en plus haut. Bref,  j&rsquo;ai tout essay\u00e9, sans succ\u00e8s; Sauf qu&rsquo;\u00e0 un moment donn\u00e9, je me suis loup\u00e9&#8230; et mon genou a cogn\u00e9 m\u00e9m\u00e9\u2026 et \u00e7a sonnait creux! <br>Elle n&rsquo;a pas appr\u00e9ci\u00e9 du tout et elle a rugi,  je me suis calm\u00e9 et j&rsquo;ai fini par m\u00e2chouiller en signe de soumission. Puis on a fait la paix. Je pensais m&rsquo;en \u00eatre d\u00e9barrass\u00e9&#8230;<br>Et bien ce matin elle a recommenc\u00e9 son man\u00e8ge avec le brossage de toupet! Sauf qu&rsquo;elle avait ma brosse douce dans une main et dans l&rsquo;autre, des carottes. All\u00e9ch\u00e9, je suis all\u00e9 la voir par dessus le col de cygne de ma porte ..elle m&rsquo;a tendu un morceau de carotte et de l&rsquo;autre main a commenc\u00e9 \u00e0 me grattouiller les ganaches, les joues de sorte que je me suis presque endormi.. je ne me suis aper\u00e7u de rien. Quand j&rsquo;ai r\u00e9alis\u00e9 qu&rsquo;elle avait r\u00e9ussi \u00e0 d\u00e9m\u00e9ler mon toupet, c&rsquo;\u00e9tait d\u00e9ja fini. Il n&rsquo;y a pas des kilom\u00e8tres d&rsquo;ici \u00e0 ce que la prochaine fois elle d\u00e9barque avec des \u00e9lastiques pour me faire des tresses. Remarque avec un peu de chance, \u00e7a lui passera peut-\u00eatre avant que \u00e7a me reprenne\u2026<br>Kandide<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":"","_members_access_role":[],"_members_access_error":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uvdc"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1375"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1375\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}