{"id":1319,"date":"2021-04-01T20:13:21","date_gmt":"2021-04-01T18:13:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aequus31.fr\/blog\/?p=1319"},"modified":"2021-04-11T20:54:30","modified_gmt":"2021-04-11T18:54:30","slug":"premier-de-corvee-trimestrielle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/premier-de-corvee-trimestrielle\/","title":{"rendered":"Premier de corv\u00e9e trimestrielle"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/aequus31.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Vermifuge_-1280x768tnbl-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1320\"\/><figcaption>Les poulains bien \u00e9lev\u00e9s et astucieux ne prennent gentiment les vermifuges que lorsqu&rsquo;ils sont planqu\u00e9s sous des tonnes de caresses, de carottes et de pommes r\u00e2p\u00e9es. Comme je suis un gar\u00e7on bien \u00e9duqu\u00e9 et arrangeant, hier matin m\u00e9m\u00e9 est arriv\u00e9e motiv\u00e9e avec les seringues, je n&rsquo;ai pas eu le temps de faire de simagr\u00e9es; m\u00e9m\u00e9 \u00e9tait si d\u00e9termin\u00e9e et m&rsquo;a pris ipso facto par mon point faible, les grattouilles, que  je n&rsquo;ai pas os\u00e9 refuser\u2026 la p\u00e2te n&rsquo;est vraiment pas fameuse\u2026j&rsquo;ai un peu pinc\u00e9 le bec mais j&rsquo;ai aval\u00e9 sans recracher. Avec maman juste apr\u00e8s moi, ce fut toute une histoire, elle a appris \u00e0 voler \u00e0 m\u00e9m\u00e9\u2026 j&rsquo;aurais d\u00fb faire pareil, c&rsquo;\u00e9tait rigolo!<br>La bonne nouvelle, c&rsquo;est que j&rsquo;ai trois mois pour mettre \u00e0 profit la super technique d&rsquo;esquive de maman!<br>Kandide<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[86,90,92,91,93,89],"class_list":["post-1319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uvdc","tag-dessin","tag-humour-decale","tag-illustration-cheval","tag-jument","tag-panacur","tag-vermifuge-cheval"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}