{"id":1250,"date":"2021-03-19T20:43:00","date_gmt":"2021-03-19T19:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aequus31.fr\/blog\/?p=1250"},"modified":"2021-03-20T04:15:25","modified_gmt":"2021-03-20T03:15:25","slug":"les-coaches-vont-remplacer-les-psys-chez-les-bipedes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/les-coaches-vont-remplacer-les-psys-chez-les-bipedes\/","title":{"rendered":"Les coachs vont bient\u00f4t remplacer les psys chez les bip\u00e8des!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/aequus31.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Psy_Coach-1280x768tnbl-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1251\"\/><figcaption>Apr\u00e8s les psys le beau temps? Les coachs vont-ils remplacer les psys chez les bip\u00e8des?<br> Votre bip\u00e8de, star plan\u00e9taire aux origines prestigieuses, est un des fleurons issus d&rsquo;une noble lign\u00e9e dont il a h\u00e9rit\u00e9  de la souplesse, mais aussi d&rsquo; une belle intelligence du cheval que nous sommes.  Quelle chance nous avons!<br>Pour lui rien n&rsquo;est assez beau, et il met tout en \u0153uvre pour \u00eatre au rendez-vous avec vous, pour \u00eatre le meilleur, \u00e0 la remise des prix, quand les comp\u00e9titions reprendront.<br>Le coaching des bip\u00e8des s\u2019accommode \u00e0 toutes les sauces, il n&rsquo;est plus une seule \u00e9curie sur la plan\u00e8te o\u00f9 l&rsquo;on entend parler d&rsquo;un livre sur le sujet du coaching et de nouveaux gourous fleurissent chaque jour. Bip\u00e8des m\u00e2le ou femelle, ils vont expliquer \u00e0 leurs \u00e9l\u00e8ves comment nous enseigner, \u00e0 nous (!), le coucher, ils vont leur montrer comment on nous apprend \u00e0 galoper, \u00e0 faire des ruades, des cabr\u00e9s, des reculers, du croise-papattes, du passage et du piaffer, des pirouettes et des changements de pied en l&rsquo;air avec un pantin d\u00e9sarticul\u00e9 sur le dos.. car bien \u00e9videmment,  le cheval que nous sommes, ne sait rien faire lorsqu&rsquo;il arrive dans ces prestigieuses \u00e9curies. Le coach ou bip\u00e8de qui d\u00e9tient le sachoir, pr\u00e9tend \u00e0 lui seul \u00eatre le seul sauveur des nouveaux arrivants solip\u00e8des. <br>\u00c9videmment dans la nature, le fier destrier que vous \u00eates ne sait rien faire seul non plus; ce nouveau coach est enfin l\u00e0 pour vous magnifier, vous rendre souple, rond et \u00e9l\u00e9gant, vous donner une belle pr\u00e9sence et une raison d&rsquo;exister sous la selle de vos maladroits mais \u00f4 combien attachants bip\u00e8des.<br>Souvent issus du milieu de la comp\u00e9tition, les coachs des bip\u00e8des les plus connus jouent des r\u00f4les importants aupr\u00e8s des champions qu&rsquo;ils conseillent, tant\u00f4t improvis\u00e9s parent, enseignant, pseudo-ami ou entra\u00eeneur\u2026et parfois m\u00eame psych&rsquo; aux pattes !! Sauf que ces derniers ne sont pas issus du milieu sportif, (ils seraient bien incapables de distinguer la t\u00eate de la queue d&rsquo;un cheval ou d&rsquo;un rat),  mais du monde speak \u00f4 logique.  Ils se placent aupr\u00e8s de leur victime comme un miroir &#8230; un joli miroir aux alouettes, avec le risque de d\u00e9rive que l&rsquo;on conna\u00eet,\u00a0 du fait de leur influence dans tous les domaines,  y compris tr\u00e8s personnel&#8230; <br><br>Mais je me demande quand m\u00eame \u00e0 cette heure comment diable les bip\u00e8des faisaient avant, pour se passer de leur coach? Comment faisaient-ils pour prendre une seule initiative, une seule d\u00e9cision par eux-m\u00eame? <br>C&rsquo;est une question existentielle qui me turlupine. <br><br>Et vous qu&rsquo;en pensez-vous ? <br>Kandide<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[78,73,79,74,77,49,3,76,26,71,75],"class_list":["post-1250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uvdc","tag-cheval","tag-coaching","tag-equicoaching","tag-equitation-2","tag-foal","tag-humor","tag-humour","tag-humour-absurde","tag-humour-equestre","tag-poney","tag-psy"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1250"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1250\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}