{"id":1062,"date":"2024-03-17T12:21:23","date_gmt":"2024-03-17T11:21:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aequus31.fr\/blog\/?p=1062"},"modified":"2024-03-21T09:46:02","modified_gmt":"2024-03-21T08:46:02","slug":"panem-et-circences","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/panem-et-circences\/","title":{"rendered":"Panem et circences"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Du pain et des jeux!
De toute fa\u00e7on, tout le monde n\u2019y voit que du bleu.. Ah, la fameuse dichotomie entre les paroles et les actes , chez les bip\u00e8des..
Dans les coulisses de la Force des \u00c9quitations Inertes (FEI), o\u00f9 certains chevaux s\u2019expriment avec nos couleurs nationales (le bleu pour la langue, le blanc, \u00e9cume de l\u2019abondante et solide mousse presque polyur\u00e9thane qui sort de leur bouche si souriante.. et le rouge sang dans les naseaux!) ..et o\u00f9 les cavaliers, juges et organisateurs, s\u2019affairent en devises et consignes!
Faites ce qu\u2019on dit mais si vous ne le faites pas, on ne vous en voudra pas. Le Rollk\u00fcr est interdit, si, si\u2026 mais nos sponsors l\u2019adorent parce qu\u2019il rend nos \u00ab\u00a0selleries ambulantes\u00a0\u00bb (les chevaux) tellement photog\u00e9niques! Nos chers sponsors peuvent ainsi exploser les records de vente de produits d\u00e9riv\u00e9s ! On l\u2019interdit juste un chou\u00efa, alors? Je propose qu\u2019on l\u2019interdise pour le nouvel an, toutes les fois que je jour sera pair; qu\u2019en pensez-vous ? En attendant, j\u2019ai invent\u00e9 un syst\u00e8me de poulies pour faire gagner du temps aux bip\u00e8des qui souhaitent plier et bien ranger leurs chevaux.
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