{"id":1015,"date":"2020-12-04T22:20:37","date_gmt":"2020-12-04T21:20:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aequus31.fr\/blog\/?p=1015"},"modified":"2023-12-15T20:04:24","modified_gmt":"2023-12-15T19:04:24","slug":"la-valse-du-goudron","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/la-valse-du-goudron\/","title":{"rendered":"La valse du goudron&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/aequus31.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/Babilleur_Goudron-1280x768tnbl-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1016\"\/><figcaption>\u00c9duquez votre bip\u00e8de \u00e0 l&rsquo;immobilit\u00e9.  Les pieds, \u00e7a reste au sol, et \u00e7a ne bouge pas. Ca s&rsquo;appelle l&rsquo;\u00e9ducation. Si votre bip\u00e8de a la n\u00e9gligence de vous attacher trop long sous pr\u00e9texte de vous laisser un peu d&rsquo;aisance, montrez lui aussit\u00f4t ce qu&rsquo;il ne faut surtout pas faire, en vous agitant dans tous les sens. Peut-\u00eatre parviendrez-vous \u00e0 lui faire enfin comprendre \u00e0 quel point il est dangereux de nous attacher trop long. <br>Avec un peu de pers\u00e9v\u00e9rance,  il finira peut-\u00eatre par comprendre que cette illusion de libert\u00e9 au bout d&rsquo;une corde l\u00e2che, qu&rsquo;il croit nous accorder, est le pr\u00e9lude \u00e0 une belle prise de longe, avec son cort\u00e8ge de br\u00fblures douloureuses et de soins v\u00e9t\u00e9rinaires. S&rsquo;il se perd en conjectures en vous racontant sa vie ou en faisant des vocalises, prenez votre mal en patience et bouchez vous les oreilles, ou alors essayez de lui arracher le sac de carottes en le bousculant sans m\u00e9nagement, et dans la confusion, prenez la tangente si vous le pouvez. C&rsquo;est toujours cela de gagn\u00e9.<br>Kandide<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1015","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uvdc"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1015","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1015"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1015\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aequus.fr\/journaldebord\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}